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| there once was a man named sturkin who was allways jurkin his gurkin one day his father said "Sturkin stop jurkin your gurkin a gurkin is for furkin not jurkin" |
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a fucking machine, Concave or convex, It could fuck either sex, But oh, what a bastard to clean! |
| there once was a man from qatar, he was once said to mutter, "if i eat chili once more i'll blast down the door with an explosion of doo doo butter!" |
A man who took jobs at malls, was frequently covered in shawls, the problem he'd hide was disgustingly wide what else but his oversized balls? |
| a young'un named alex molloy was said to scream with joy when he found blue tube that was covered in lube he said "what a weird toy" |
there once was a boy named king cole on his dong lay an oddly shaped mole. he'd scream and he'd whine sweat on his forehead would shine as he squeezed large logs out his tiny butthole. |
| there once was a crackead and junky, whose smell was curiously funky, as people would gripe, at the smell so ripe, he'd produce yet another mud monkey. |
there once was a man nick-named Cricket who got an expensive speeding ticket he begged and he cried then he gave up and sighed, "whip out your wang and i'll lick it" |
| a woman named Ellen McGraff, had quite a long and hard laugh when her husband was kicked sucking the dick of a twenty foot tall giraffe |
one day in the month of december a day he will long remember a man hid in a shed to whackoff but instead, he froze off his most lengthly member |
| a lady by the name of mc conky was known at the bar as a honky, she was terribly blind she'd get banged from behind, and got stuck having sex with a donkey |
There once was a man from Ratud who found that his spud was a dud He wacked it, he stroked it and eventually broke it and now he just plays in the mud! |
| Erik, a man from Vancouver likes girls that can suck like a Hoover. When he found one to pick that would suck him real quick, he wondered if he'd be able to screw her. |
Down by the river where nobody goes Stands a lady without any clothes Along came a black bastard swinging a chain, He pulled down his zipper and out it came. |
| Three months later all was well Six months later she began to swell Nine months later out he came A little black bastard swinging a chain. |
There once was a hooker named Erma Whao lived on the Island of Burma She got the clap Took a nap And woke up with a cunt full of Sperma |
| there once was a man named sturkin who was allways jurkin his gurkin one day his father said "Sturkin stop jurkin your gurkin a gurkin is for furkin not jurkin" |
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a fucking machine, Concave or convex, It could fuck either sex, But oh, what a bastard to clean! |
| there once was a man named sturkin who was allways jurkin his gurkin one day his father said "Sturkin stop jurkin your gurkin a gurkin is for furkin not jurkin" |
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a fucking machine, Concave or convex, It could fuck either sex, But oh, what a bastard to clean! |
| there once was a man named sturkin who was allways jurkin his gurkin one day his father said "Sturkin stop jurkin your gurkin a gurkin is for furkin not jurkin" |
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a fucking machine, Concave or convex, It could fuck either sex, But oh, what a bastard to clean! |
| A neurotic rapist named Sid Had his ego mixed up with his id his errant libido was like a torpedo and that's why he done what he did. |
There was a young lady from France Who decided she would take a chance She let herself go, for an hour or so And now all her sisters are Aunts |